How to get in my pants
| | So, I've been thinking about this lately, and I think I figured it out (I am the kind of girl who sits up at night trying to figure out how to seduce myself), and it has nothing to do with snaps buttons or zippers.
1. be witty: if you can manage to quickly impress me with your wit you will look 1/3 more attractive than you did before you opened your mouth.
2. don't be afraid to be geeky (but -socialized- geeky). I like geeks (and nerds).
3. if you must use a "line"you have to do it right. And for me the proper way to deliver a line is to believe utterly in what you're saying while managing not to take yourself seriously (the whole this is cheesy and I know it, but I also believe it)
For example... if you were to come up to me introduce yourself and say "are you a differentiable function" (the answer to this line being "because I want to be tangent to your curves"). You're in. I can't guarantee we'll be having sex (mostly because... I'm sorta kinda -involved-), but you have managed to become a person I want to know.
Of course this is just the -best- way, not the only way. You can also try the pathetic card, start stammering and be overly sincere, its not as good, but I might become interested (at least I'll hear you out).
Alright Internet, there you go. I've divulged my secret. I know its been confounding people for a long time, now you know, you have run out of excuses.
posted by Amber at 12:40 AM
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[Takes studious notes]
And to think I've been going about this in totally the wrong way all this time.
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