| | | | | | Tuesday, September 14, 2004 |
Geek alert (sirens wailing)
| | Okay I am sorry, but this is awesome. The song is called Creepy Girl, and it is to the tune of late 50s early 60s love ballads (like the one that starts "You don't remember me, but I remember you. Twas not so long ago, you broke my heart in two. Tears on my pillow, pain my heart over you." In fact almost exactly like that)
Creepy Girl
(spoken)
I just met a girl named Creepy girl and suddenly I find
( I feel a song coming on)
Oh Creepy Girl
(sung)
Kyle Wagner’s a total jerk, second only to Tommy Kirk
Would you find it in your heart to love a bot like me?
That fishy story you tell always makes me sleepy
But that’s just what I get for dating a girl that’s creepy.
My creepy girl
(spoken)
C is for that feeling of uncertainty for not quite knowing what ethnic group you’re from
R is for the gifts you give me every time you smile
The first E is for, well I don’t really know
But the second E is really a grammatical thing, because otherwise it would be Crepy Girl and then where would that leave us?
The P is definitely not for Platonic
And Y?
Because I love you
(sung)
My creepy girl
(spoken)
Oh what are you Creepy girl? Are you French, Italian or one of those Swarthy Gypsy types? Well your accent suggests a romance language, but I can’t be sure. Oh we can definitely rule out a Germanic language, but its okay. I am a bot without a country, all I know is that I love you.
I want to shout it from the mountain tops… uh I’d have to get back to earth and actually climb a mountain or they could just drop me off on a mountain, I don’t care. That would be okay because I just need you
(sung)
My creepy girl
Won’t you be mine?
I’ll give you scrolls and fish and tinker toys and wine. I’ll ditch these guys if you’ll be my
Creepy girl
Be mine before
Movie time
Woah-oah oah.
reprinted totally without permission or knowledge of the good people of Mystery Science Theater 3000... but it is awesome and yes, I am a geek (episode Catalina Caper)
posted by Amber at 1:41 AM
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