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| | My man Mitch is dead... I don't want to believe it. He was only 37 (why doesn't his website say he is dead? it was updated today... I think part of me wants to believe this is an extended April Fools Joke, although that is crazy). Apparently he died two days ago, but I am a bit media isolated. For those of you not in the know, my man Mitch is Mitch Hedberg... my favorite comedian in the world, so much so that Frank started calling him your man Mitch. Goddamnit all to hell, why do my people gotta keep dying on me? Hunter a month ago (maybe two months) and now Mitch! If Sherman Alexie or Eddie Izzard dies soon (or any other performer I love),I am going to pissed. Tim O'Brien, Stephen King, Lewis Black, Stephen Wright, Robin Williams, all you fuckers, better stick it out, damnit. I should have seen Mitch when he was here, damn not being twenty one.
(Wail)
It was all about his delivery, he was so laid back and cool, he made the dorkiest jokes work.
One of my favorite of his jokes:
I opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said "Please Try Again" because they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong, or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. 'C'mon, Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.'
PSMitch quotes
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