I look for excitment in punctuation, and other silliness
| | A conversation Ed and I had today about a girl who may be entering in his life:
Me:hey you get the chance to play it cool, how often in our neurotic lives do we get to do that
Ed:Not especially often! I'll take the cool cat card!
Me:now, go buy a leather jacket and some brill creame. Added to your flipdown sunglasses and you are -set-
Ed:Naw, man, I got to roll a pack of cigarettes in my sleeve too. Not that I use cigarettes.
Me: I thought of that right after I typed set
Ed: I need some other unhealthy habit to roll in my sleeve. Marshmallows, or summat.
Me: Pixie sticks? A tube of mini m and ms?
Ed: Oh my god I love those!
Me...which?
Ed: M&M Minis. Pixi Stix are unsettling after the first one.
Me: see I like the drama of chugging pixi stix (that cannot be the spelling it offends!)
Ed: Eh, the drama's overrated. As is the tongue coloration. No, Minis is where it's at, man. But NEITHER will mach the size and shape of a cigarette box, which is why I figured out what I need to roll in my sleeve
Me: oh?
Ed: A big ol'chunk of cheese
Me: HAHAHAHA! Sexy
Ed: Thank you, thank you. I AM sexy, aren't I? Greasy-hair, ugly jacket, cheese-arm. Sexy.
Meshe will probably jump you right there in class, you will leave grease and cheese prints all over the floor. Some 50s rock music will appear in the background. It will be -magic-.
Ed: I do not know that the professor with appreciate that while he's trying to teach.
Me: he may try to do something, but don't worry your peers will lead him sputteringout of the room. He's part of Society, he just doesn't understand young love ...cheesy love
Ed: Hahahaha, awesome.
Me: indeed, I can't wait. Be sure to tell me all about it in detail
and there the conversation moves on to other things (like my personal philosophy and how "it brings you joy and stirs up facts which would otherwise sit on the bottom of the metaphorical yoghurt pot. Which, I will presume, is a suck place to be, if you're a fact.")
I love conversing with Ed, it makes my day.
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