Freddie the Safety Ferret!
| | Wow, I must have gotten a case of the summer sillies or something, but these last two evenings have been filled with flights of fantasy. My roomate Lata who is a cashier at a fancy shpancy grocery store, brought home a flier for the "golden carrot" award at her work. Its an award given to the most "safe" employee (unfortunatly you have to be nominated by your co-workers). So, then after an evening of imaging what one would have to do to earn a Golden Carrot (the best reason, other than a fantasy story involving talking rabbits a la Watership Down, was create a humane way to save vegetable gardens from rabbits such as a suction tube like those that transport interoffice mail that transports rabbits to another field.) we had one today of how to get Lata to win the Golden Carrot. We decided she needed a mascot, Freddie the Safety Ferret (rhymes with Golden Carrot), who would be a friend of ours, who would pose for pics outside of the store and give away vote for lata stickers. And, we would each in turn hijack the PA system in the grocery store and make pro-Lata announcements, and then she would come in and safely remove us from the store, in fact they would name the procedure after her. I think this is proof that we have way too much time on our hands, but I kind of like it that way (its better than being busy out of our minds).
posted by Amber at 11:16 PM
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