rant on when harry met sally
| | Damn you Sterling! Damn you and damn you again for not being Billy Crystal, I would make an excellent Meg Ryan and I don't have all of that upkeep! Life is unfair and romantic comedies make it worse for continually bringing that up. Why did I do this to myself, no no lets shift the blame, why can't you just get with the program Sterling and become a handsome quirky guy who loves me for all of my personal quirks! hmm....well that is unfair of me and I don't think I would actually want that to happen, but damn you anyway and damn all of the handsome men in my life who haven't wanted me or wooed me in an appropriate romantic comedy fashion: Michael Johnson, Patrick Walker, Nathan Cormier, Aaron Peachman, Nick Tsurumoto, Ramsey Brown! Damn all of you! (Michael Yoho is not on this list, because he did try...) God, didn't any of you want me at all, even just a little, am I sexless to you? Yes, I know there is no correct answer to that, but I don't really care at this point, I am being irrational, but it doesn't change how I feel
PS I take Michael Johnson off the list, he's always flirted with me and made me feel attractive and loveable (sexy too), which is one of the reasons I love him and put up with his shit (like ignoring me!), everyone else stays on!
posted by Amber at 12:00 AM
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2 Comments:
Devilishly handsome I may be, but i don't think i can pull off quirky...neurotic maybe, but that's just annoying, don't you know. And damn you for applying your romantic comedy standards to my life!
Sterling
...mostly kidding, if it wasn't clear. Just thought i'd leave a comment, mostly. Hi Amber!
you're not mostly kidding, you don't like being cast in as failed romantic lead in the story of my life, and I don't blame you its unfair, I don't much care for it either to be honest. I think I am more upset than anything that my life isn't turning out at all either romantic comedy like or like I expected. And I know that romantic comedies present skewed views of life, you and I both know this as romantics (who both try and hide it because we feel romance is dead).
Hi back at you sterling
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