| | So, first off, it's snowing... what the hell Reno? What... the... hell.
In other news, I had an -interesting- conversation with a customer (who was watching me fix the cookbook section). It went something like this
man: "so, slow, night, huh"?
me: "yeah"
"when do you... get off?"
[porn music starts up*]
"uh, 11:30"
"what are you going to do?"
[music cuts off]
"go home, sit down, not help people find things"
"...oh. Well, uh, do you have a -good- time at home?"
[porn music starts up again]
"uh, yeah, I sleep, it's nice"
"what about a shower, a nice -hot- shower"
[music cuts off]
"yeah, I usually end up taking a tepid bath, my taps suck"
"...oh. Well, you could always take a nice -bubble- bath, and rub bubbles -all- over you"
[porn music starts up -again-]
"eh, with cold water I just get in get out."
And I walked away.
He was -really- trying, just wasn't working for me, I guess.
He told me to have a good night later, I gave him the fake "you too!"
Man, what a weirdo.
Tomorrow/today... my day off!
*for sample porn music go here I recommend Soul Sisters on the Prowl
posted by Amber at 12:43 AM
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